My name is Celeste and I wear a lot of hats (metaphorically). I have a BFA in Visual Communication Design, as well as a degree in Applied Sciences. I'm a graphic designer, artist, typographer, writer, video production artist, and really spiffy Rose Tyler cosplayer. My fandoms include: SUPERNATURAL, SHERLOCK, DOCTOR WHO, WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE, PACIFIC RIM, STAR TREK,& VARIOUS ANIME. Welcome!
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
people who have british accents on doctor who
- british people
- the french
- aliens who have never ever been to earth
- literally almost anyone no matter what
people who do not have british accents on doctor who
The TARDIS has to translate French, Latin, and alien languages to English. Americans are already speaking English, so there’s no need to translate it.
BAM YOUVE BEEN WHOLOCKED
Pretty sure I’m gonna need to see Guardians of the Galaxy 5 times. 5 times being the absolute MINIMUM.
AGREED! I WANNA GO THURSDAY (FRIDAY MORNING) AT 12:01 AM! AHHH!